dick's a dick


it'd been an awful night. i was on my way home when i sent a text message to the wrong person. dark clouds were shrouded by yet darker clouds. damn it! feeling so terrible, i had to smoke right after i got out of the vehicle outside my building.

when i was waiting for the elevator, one alopecic prick came to press the "down" button which made me boil up because i'm quite impatient. when the elevator reached the ground floor, he didn't get in and was chatting with security. so, the elevator, being dumb and brainless, closed up and started going up. that killed me. when he found out he missed his ride, he pressed the same button again. and that killed me even more. i was really mad then. when his eyes met mine, i gave him a frantic stare.

and then he asked with a hostile tone, "anong floor kayo?" i just stared at him and didn't answer. then he reported to security who i didn't heed just the same.

so my elevator ride came and he, feeling self-important and all, followed me inside. he still kept asking to which unit i was going and if i was a visitor. then i exclaimed, "ayokong sabihin!" and didn't mind him after that. when i got to my floor, he persisted on following me towards my door. i just shut the door in front of him quickly.

then i called security and asked who that man was and what his problem is. his name was Dick. tang-ina! what happenstance! and he is JUST a janitor. tang-ina! he wasn't even in uniform. i told security to talk to the bastard and that i didn't like what happened.

if i see him again, i'm going to make him feel like a janitor.


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Romans 7:21-25 "so i find this law at work: when i want to do good, evil is right there with me. for in my inner being i delight in god's law; but i see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. what a wretched man i am! who will rescue me from this body of death? thanks be to god—through jesus christ our lord!"

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